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10 Truths about Life in the South

1.  Not all southern accents sound the same. 

Take the word “HILLS” for example.  This is what it sounds like by regional accent:

Charlestonian:  rhymes with “pills,” has 1.5 syllables, and comes from the chest/throat

Eastern, TN:  rhymes with “peels,” has 1.5 syllables, and comes from the nose

Effingham, GA:  rhymes with “peels” and has 2 FULL syllables with the emphasis on the HE-ills

2.  You can predict whether the tide is high or low with your eyes closed – by smell.

In the movie Monsters, Inc., Mike is getting ready for a date and asks Sully if he can borrow some “oderant.”  Their exchange goes like this:

Sully:  Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.

Mike:  You got, Low Tide?

Sully:  No.

Mike:  How about Wet Dog?

Sully:  Yep. Stink it up.

The fact that “Low Tide” made the list of oderants with smelly garbage and wet dog was totally lost on me until we moved here.

Our realtor told us some people like the smell of the marsh and I thought she was crazy, but it grows on you – like the smell of cow manure.  Not all cow manure smells bad.  Sometimes it just smells like home.

3.  Goody’s Powder and BC Powder are staples in southern medicine cabinets.

My first few months at Vandy went like this:

Me:  “Have you taken anything for your [headache, back pain, stomach ache, gout, vomiting, heartburn, ringing in your ears, etc.]?”

Patient:  “Oh yeah, I took 3 or 4 Goody’s”

Me:  “You took what?”

Goody’s is a powdered mix of aspirin, Tylenol, and caffeine and people down here eat it for all that ails them.

4.  Chik-fil-a is A THING.

It’s what people give up for lent.  It’s the fast food people get multiple times a week.  Every afternoon there’s a line of cars wrapped out of the parking lot and a line of people at the counter too.  When we first moved here, my husband would say:

“I don’t get it.  It’s a chicken sandwich, people!”

But, now we wait in those long lines to get our kids their chicken nuggets and waffle fries at least once a week.

It’s a thing.  I can’t explain it.  It just is.

5.  There are big roaches and there are little roaches, but there’s no such thing as no roaches.

When we first moved into our house, I heard an army scuttling out of sight every time I turned on the attic light.  The floors were covered with what looked like tiny chocolate sprinkles or cinders from shingles – except no one eats ice cream in the attic and we have a tin roof so it didn’t make sense.  I had to face the fact that it was roach poop.

Roaches (both small and big) are harmless enough, but they do cause a fright scurrying up a wall at night and make a cringe-worthy crunch when you step on them.

I un-invite these guests with pesticides, but our 2-year-old keeps inviting them back with trails of food on the floor.

6.  “Buggies” aren’t just for babies.

I have had several exchanges that went like this:

Kind person:  “Do you want my buggy?”

Me:  “Your what?”

Kind, patient person:  “My buggy.”

Me:  “Uh, no, but I’ll take your cart if you want me to.”

7.  The food warms your heart and swells your waistline.

Southern culinary classics include biscuits and gravy, shrimp and grits, okra, collard greens, and peach cobbler. When I took my first bite of a praline, I thought, “Hmm. It just tastes like butter and sugar.” And when I couldn’t stop breaking off pieces and eating them, I realized that sweet buttery flavor is exactly what makes them so addictive! I’ve hosted a Low Country Boil and made my own banana pudding. I love fried green tomatoes and pimento cheese.  I’ve gained 15 pounds. Southern food is a friend to your soul and the enemy of your favorite pair of jeans!

8.  Kudzu is everywhere!

As a lover of southern fiction, I read numerous references to the ubiquity of kudzu.  I looked for it for months and thought, if it’s everywhere how come I haven’t seen it?  I spent some time with google images and realized it is everywhere.  Alone, it wouldn’t look like much, but it adds a blanket or canopy of green to things that are already green.  Lushness upon lushness.  Organic decadence and excess.  It’s nature’s way of saying sometimes more is more.

9.  Poisonous things like warm weather too.

I never saw a poisonous spider or snake bite in the E.D. in Michigan.  Down here I’ve treated a number of patients with brown recluse and copperhead bites. I am sure to stomp around outside and make lots of noise so they know I’m too big to eat.  The worst snake bites I have seen have been on people who were trying to pick them up (and I’m not that stupid) so I don’t worry about them too much. Just a little.

10.  Southerners may be as sweet as tupelo honey, but they move like it pours: slowly.

Everything is slower in the south.  Urgency is an acquaintance rather than a well-known companion.  People talk slow, drive slow, eat slow, serve slow.  What’s the rush?  You wouldn’t think you’d get used to this, but you do.  The pace grows on you like kudzu and you barely realize it until you’re blending in.


Photo credits:  cover, J. Stephen Conn creative commons license.

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  1. padrooga padrooga

    You should also add:
    Y’all is plural
    All Y’all addresses a large group.
    All Y’all’s is plural possessive.

    • GREAT article!!

      • padrooga padrooga

        Glad you liked it. There’s a few more on that blog that you may enjoy as well. I’m not a physician, but do work in healthcare.

  2. Kristin… I don’t know if you remember me from FHS, but my maiden name is Swanson (as in Mrs. Swanson in the media center’s daughter)… I have REALLY enjoyed reading your blog… we live in Greensboro, NC; your post is spot on… Hope you are well!!

    • Of course I remember you! I just saw your message for the first time. Thanks for reading and glad to know you’ve escaped 8 months Michigan of grey slush!

  3. We visited Savannah a few years ago, and it was lovely. Even though it is NORTH of us, it is definitely more southern than the melting pot of central Florida. Certainly can’t argue with your list…especially #4 and #5. And your reference to “soda” is another indicator that you are converting to the south. 🙂

  4. Diane Palmer Diane Palmer

    love this Kristin! As a frequent visitor to that part of the south, I never could explain the beauty and enchantment of the Lowcountry to my northern family or friends.It appears to be so simple and yet it is so seductive. Not the majestic beauty of a mountaintop, but every bit as captivating as you are lured into its nature in harmony, leaving you with gentle and restive awe and peace. Some beauty you see. The Lowcountry’s beauty is felt.
    One other observation about the south: if you ask someone, “How are you today?”, they will tell you! Even total strangers ! And it would be rude to not listen to his or her reply! In the north we don’t ever expect a real answer.
    Thank you for the delightful column and the happy memories is ignited.

    • I think you belong down here!!

  5. With such a keen sensitivity, you have delighted my senses with the smells and sounds and scenery around you. I think I may have spent an hour in Savanahh several years ago, with all the kids…goofing around in an antique store.
    We definitely have much more to experience. Your words have such a purity to them, illuminating a time and place I now long to visit.
    Thank you, for another joyous journey.

    • Come visit!!

  6. theresa theresa

    Loved it!

  7. Jesse Jesse

    Ha ha, great list. I am finding myself relating to a few already. Especially the slow pace, I thought I was laid back until moving south.

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